…Wait. What? This dude is 16!?
Welcome to ancient Rome. You were a man at 13 and a legal adult at 16. Many generals and soldiers started at 16.
ODERINT DVM METVANT
“Let them hate, as long as they fear.”
-SENATVS POPVLVSQUE ROMANVS-
I just finished playing Rome: Total War right now, and there was this thing where the Scipii and my faction, the Brutii, were both co-operating in a battle against the egyptians. My forces arrived from the back of the battle map, and the Scipii were attacked sooner than I could get there. Their…
32, 613 people understand this. Please explain
nobody say a word
we know who to trust now
These are all extremely fair pointsthe first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level
the last one is the most true shit ever
boys get the good shit
girls get “sexy ___”
whats next “sexy object”
because that’s what people are seeing girls as
Windmill slam reblog
But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman
you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
A Soldier with the 101st Airborne Division returning fire with his M249 light machine gun during combat operations in the valley of Barawala Kalet, Kunar province, Afghanistan, March 29.
Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs
Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.
it finally feels like 2014
*makes squeaking noises in the middle of starbucks*
There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?”
On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human.
Therapy animals save lives.
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language